Today's the day to get your best mate to fake a sick note from your parents and bunk off up the hill. And so so it comes to pass that a fair band of 'should know betters' congregate on the hallowed turf in celebration of what's almost the Summer Solstice.
a strange beast is snared for the feast
its prehistoric lines give Phil inspiration for the bbq wind break
...while Paul draws upon a medieval theme
put on your beer jackets and kneel in honour of pointy nose jartiness
and so fling it to the four winds
Deryck- ha ha!John- he he!
more shiney, pointy carboness goes off on one
the lip licking ceremony goes horribly wrong
preparing the yeast/flour/saliva leading edge filler
'This is the UK, you chaps should know by now you can't drink that / sit there / cook that / park there / fly that / break wind / enjoy yourselves on this hill. So let's see your I.D. cards, Health and Hygiene certification and yourHealth and Safety Risk Assessment'
it's all too much for Gary
until next time
it's all too much for GaryPhil chucks off in preparation for a bit of combat with the full size boys
until next time
It's a shame she didn't ask to 'take down my particulars' - I would have obliged :)
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she puts in an appearence here too Deryck for your viewing pleasure...
ReplyDeletehttp://goodwindsoaring.blogspot.com/2009/02/sun-socks-and-safety.html
HAHAHAHAHAAAAA
ReplyDeleteHey that wasn't me above - Lee !???!
ReplyDeleteDeryck
didn't think it sounded like you!
ReplyDeletelee, why don't you just get lost...
ReplyDeleteNot me (again) in the above comment. Hardy ha !
ReplyDeleteguessed as much!
ReplyDeletethe imposter doesn't realise you appear with a blogger logo
If people carry on posting under other's names, I shall disable the comments function and that'd spoil the fun for everyone wouldn't it!